Gifts for Ana's White Elephant Gift Exchange

If you have been following Ana's Advent Calendar, you know that today is the 3rd Annual White Elephant Gift Exchange.  I have been saving up for this and here are my gifts for everyone.  They were all found on Etsy!  Now don't y'all go fightin' over these!  

 

Maggot Necklace

What says, "I'm a bizarre and potentially dangerous person" better than a necklace that looks like a maggot. According to the artist, "The best part is it glows in the dark."

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Teddy Bears Made from Belly Button Lint

Don't worry about it. I've notified the authorities and they told me they're getting on this right away.

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Baby Doll Head Soap

This is goat's milk soap, scented with vanilla, and fashioned into something that looks a lot like a baby's head. I know! I couldn't believe I found one either. Now I know what to give my bridesmaids!

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Giant Squid Fleece Hat

The thing that bothers me most about this hat is this: It costs $100. Really.

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Kissing Couple

Jut in case you need a reminder... Hey people, let's keep it safe because it's better safe than sorry. Right.

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Weird Eye Ring

What can we really tell you about this: The artist calls it "The one and only patented Portable Handheld Staring Device." Spikes and tentacles are optional. Enough?

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Pin: "I make laser noises with my mouth..."

This is one of those fashion accessories that serve the Public Good. Think of it as a social sorting mechanism. If you were to see someone at a party wearing this button, you would know whether to move closer to get to know them, ... or not.

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Strange Man

Sometimes we find things that will stick in our heads far too long. Sometimes we like to keep these things to ourselves ... as a public service. Sometimes we approach the matter from the perspective of "misery loves company." Welcome to our nightmare.

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Cthulhu Ski Mask

Are you a fan of the Lovecraft mythos? Do you like to ski? Getting ready to rob a bank maybe? Well, we've found something exactly for you.

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Planarian Plush Soft Sculpture - Two Heads

Here's the scenerio: You're a big fan of tapeworms. (Have we lost you yet? Good.) Turns out, you have a particular penchant for two headed tape worms. You love two headed tape worms so much you want a plushy of a two headed tape worm you can cuddle as you drift off to sleep. At last! Here you go!

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Inspirational Boy Shorts

DFTBA. That's exactly what we think you need to be stenciled across your tush. Don't you think? This will only set you back $33.00. Ready?

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Jackalope 32 Feltidermy

The artist describes it thusly: "Stuffed jackalope head, mounted on a wood plaque. Jackalope head is hand sewn, by me, from my own pattern." (Honestly, we didn't think that there was a pattern available at Michael's.) "...This would be a hilarious addition to any office, home, lodge or den." We think hilarious might be overstating the matter somewhat, don't you?

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Intestines Necklace

What we love about art is that we'll see something and say to ourselves, "Of course. I wish I could have thought of that." There there are items like this.

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Soap That Looks Like an X-Box Controller

Maybe this will be the only way you'll ever get your husband to take a shower. (If that's the case, you might have a bigger problem than his personal hygiene, girls.)

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Lost Soul Gothic Pendant Necklace

The artist says, "Lost Soul is the perfect pendant necklace for your casual outfit." You know, that's exactly what didn't cross our minds when we saw this lovely little item. We think that we saw this around Wednesday Addams' pale little neck.

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Hope you enjoy your gifts!