Neck fractures are a very common accident that can occur while trying the aggressive PILE DRIVER!
Counter Top Sex
You’re standing on your toes while she’s sitting on a counter in front of you. Spontaneous! But cases of penile fractures and ruptures can occur from this position!
Woman On Top
If she's thrusting a little too hard, you might have a problem. Because like an elbow or knee, your erect penis can be “hyper extended.” Ouch!
The Pogo Stick
You’re holding up all her weight and moving her up and down. This my friends can lead to back pain or strains!
Doggy Style
Yes, every guy LOVES this position. But doctors say the issue is you may be ramming her cervix, which is why deep penetration is often more harmful than hot.
Missionary
Women say missionary doesn't hit the right spots. And if you're on the smaller end of the spectrum, this position doesn't really accentuate your size...
69
She's, well, preoccupied. According to survey results, women say it's too difficult to focus on receiving pleasure when they have to concentrate on giving it.
Reverse Cowgirl
Women say it's hard for them to climax during this position. So they're automatically not into it.
Almost Everything In The Shower
Sure shower sex is passionate, but one wrong slip and BAM! Table/Chair Sex
Another way to surely injure yourself during spontaneous sex. Furniture can be a dangerous thing people.
Courtesy of wtfshockfacts
And what do you think? Agree? Disagree?
Lol Cat! You always come up with the most interesting posts!
ReplyDeleteI admit I had to google the Pile Driver - as I'd never heard of it so I couldn't imagine how it could cause neck fractures. The diagram I found made it abundantly clear, and seriously - who would even want to do that one?
I get some of the other ones - as to how they could cause injuries to the poor guy - but hubby and I have no problems with missionary, doggy style or 69 - we love those positions actually. :)
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Cali
Thanks Cali...ya know, according to this article, I've led a very dangerous sex life as I have tried (and enjoyed) almost all of these. As long as you and hubby enjoy missionary, doggy style and 69, just keep on keepin' on. ;)
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Cat
good grief! a couple of glasses of wine and look what comes out of my mouth! tmi ~
Deletebut I think my new years resolution will be to try more of these since both you and sunny liked them. ;)
ROFLMBO Cali...Couldn't tell you'd had too much wine. Oh yes, be sure to try more of these...they can be fun. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMAO Cat, love the pics! Who knew sex could be so dangerous lol
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Roz
Happy you enjoyed them Roz. I know...I never knew I was living such a dangerous life. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMAO! You need to put a warning on your blog so that I am not in the middle of taking a drink when I start to read! Where do you come up with all of these Cat?! Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteSheesh Lisa...you've been visiting here long enough that you should know better than to be drinking and/or eating when you come over. ;)
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Cat
I am sitting here trying to figure what is left that is safe????...LOL
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Haven't got a clue Abby...guess I've enjoyed a very dangerous sex life and never knew it. ;)
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Cat
LOLOL Cat T! :) You are a wealth of knowledge! Thanks for the morning giggles! We will try to keep things down to s dull roar at the Rob and Katie Residence! LOL! Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Cuz KTfT
You are so welcome Cuz...why keep things down to a dull roar? Live life dangerously! Enjoy!!! :D
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Cat
Hi Cat, I loved them all, very funny, ... oh yes, sex can be so dangerous, but usually I'd have thought it is more like hair getting caught in the zipper :)
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Nina
So happy you enjoyed them Nina...maybe sex can be dangerous but dang...it feels soooooo good! :D
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Cat
Funny. At one point or another, I think we've tried most of these and come up with a few others. As long as we could laugh afterward when they were just too awkward, it's not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Sunny. I've also tried most of these plus a few others...guess we just like living life dangerously with a bit of giggles on the side. ;)
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Cat
Sex position cookies?? LOL
ReplyDeleteThey look like gingerbread so bet they taste good Minelle. ;)
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Cat
I love your sense of humour Cat, live dangerously indeed!
ReplyDeleteWarmly,
Han
Thanks you Han...happy you enjoyed these. So much fun to live dangerously isn't it. ;)
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Cat