A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
High five to the face! Geez!
ReplyDelete--Baker
HAHAHAHA Oh my! Poor girl, I think he better get her more than just a phone. :)
ReplyDeleteHugs, EsMay
Good grief lol. I agree with EsMay. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
LOL...I guess his explanations need to be more detailed...hugs abby
ReplyDeleteOblivious - must be nice going through life in that way.
ReplyDeleteShe must have had Dumb Blonde Shampoo on her shopping list.
ReplyDeleteHugs From Ella