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Irish Confession
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
When the priest came in, I said to him,"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replied, "You moron, you're on my side."
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Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
As a K--12 catholic school girl...love these!! hugs abby
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them, Abby. ;)
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LoL, now that's funny. Yep, I saw it coming. Thanks Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
Guess I'll have to try harder, Roz. ;)
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LOL Cuz! :) With school experiences similar to Abby's , I too appreciate a good catholic joke. Have a great weekend! Many hugs,
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I also spent quite a bit of time in Catholic schools, Cuz and that included cleaning the confessional...our priests had some interesting reading materials. ;)
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