Strange Things Teachers Say

“Please don’t put cards in your panties.” ~Cindy B.


“What are you doing? Why is their a baby mouse up your sleeve and where did you find him?  Please stop feeding him your pop tart.” ~Leslie H.


“Why did you glue your sandwich to your desk?” ~Wendy B


“This is not a beauty parlor. Quit playing with each other’s hair.” ~Suzette S.


“Unless there is someone teaching you how to read under that table, you need to come out and join us on the carpet.” ~Traci T.


“Stop licking your desk.” ~Elizabeth A.


“Stop kissing the elevator button and fire alarm.” ~Marci J.


“Please don’t staple the tape!” ~Amy M.


“Why are you rubbing a glue stick on your shoes?” ~Allison F.


“Whose hair is this?” ~Araceliy S.