At the physical, the Doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
“What chart doc?” the young man asked.
“The one on the wall!” the doctor said.
“What wall?” said the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and wanting to fill the quota, the doctor asked his nurse to strip down and walk into the exam room.
“Now what do you see son?”
“Doc, I can’t see a thing, I’m as blind as a bat.”
“Well, you may not see anything,” the doctor said, “but your dick is pointing straight towards Parris Island, South Carolina.”
“Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps.”
If nurses looked like that every fella in town would be really good about getting their asses to the clinic when they're ill instead of procrastinating the way they do!
ReplyDeleteGood point, Fondles...maybe doctors should start employing at least one nurse that looked like this for those recalcitrant patients. :)
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Laughing.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Sunny. :)
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I should have joined the Marines if their nurses looked like that. Never saw that in the USAF. Never seen that in any doctor I’ve been to since either.
ReplyDeleteI think congress should consider that option for the new health bill.
Hahaha, Hands63...as I told Fondles, I think every doctor's office should have at least one nurse who looked like this and was willing to strip for those recalcitrant patients. Oh and just FYI...I would be much quicker to make my appointments if there was a good looking man willing to strip. :)
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