Ole Fills In

Another fun giggle from Meredith's Jack.  Enjoy!

A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

He says to Ole, "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
 

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"
 

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
 

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
 

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!’"

"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!"
 

You thought I was sending a dirty joke!! - NOT ME! (This was part of Jack’s email…not my note! You know me better.)  

Remember - Keep Smiling - It makes people wonder what you're up to!!