For the Men

Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently...

After a long day working on the Ranchero, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them...

 "The one who knows how to fix elevators.

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."