Conversation on the Bus

Two guys are riding to work on the bus.


They both see two dogs going at it on a lawn. One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Geez, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like that."
 
The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three martinis."
 

The same two guys are riding the bus to work the next morning.

The single one asks the other, "Well, did you get her to do it?"
 

The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX martinis."
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"Six martinis! How come so many?"
 

"Hell, it took three just to get her out on the lawn."
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