Another very funny giggle from Meredith's Jack,…
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library:
Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . THAT'S ROBBERY!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."
LoL, gyess they are even, tit for tat. Thank you Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
That made me laugh. Thanks Cat and Jack.
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Ronnie
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Didn't see that one coming. Jack is alive and well. :)
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Ella
Thanks for helping the day start with a good smile.
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