Worst Age

Another giggle from Meredith's Jack,…

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Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."


"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"


"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

 
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30am."



Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00am and crap every morning at 6:30am.

So what's so bad about being 80?"

 
"I don't wake up until 7:00am."