With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'
Do I laugh or feel sorry for her? I laugh wins... 😍
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1ManView
Won here also, 1MV. ;)
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LoL Cat,I remember this one. There's a reason for the biological clock lol.
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Roz
Oh yes, Roz...definitely a reason for the biological clock. ;)
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Lol! I love that. I cannot say I ever misplaced a child, but there are days I'd like to "misplace" one or two! Lol!
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Hahaha...I can understand that...didn't have as many as you and there were still times I wanted to misplace them. :)
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Oh dear, made me smile though.
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Ronnie
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Happy to make you smile, Ronnie. :)
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