Vagina Alarm Clock

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This Vagina Alarm Clock Helps You Wake Up With an Orgasm
 
We all have a bitter-sweet relationship with alarm clocks. While on one hand, we absolutely hate them for vilely breaking our peaceful morning sleep, we, on the other hand, also thank it for waking us up to face the everyday music. But here's the problem - alarm clocks often wake us up with a feeling of irritation, because of its annoying habit of disturbing our peace until we have woken up. So, the only solution which can be the best solution to this problem is to find a way that wakes us up without leaving us irritated at the same time. And that's where this crazy alarm clock steps in.

But fair warning: it's only for women.

Check it out!

Most of us hate alarm clocks!

 
While we need it for waking us up in time every morning...


 
We also hate it at the same time, as it often wakes us up feeling annoyed!


 
So, what's the solution to this?
 

Introducing, the alarm clock that'll wake you up with an orgasm!


 

Wondering how?

The love-vibrations!

 
The alarm clock is meant for only women, though...


 

It's called the Little Rooster, and is one heck of a sex toy!


 

What the Little Rooster promises



It promises to wake you up slowly, sensually, pleasurably, aroused and feeling confident! It has 27 ultra-quiet levels of intensity, and 3 mega-loud ones, for the deep sleepers.

Courtesy of wittyfeed