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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

The Sermon

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial; but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."


It took over ten minutes for the congregation to quit laughing...👏  😭

12 comments:

  1. Hi, Cat,
    I've heard this one before, but have always giggled. Thanks for sharing, I needed a giggle tonight!
    --Baker

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    1. You're very welcome, Baker...happy you enjoyed it, even if you had heard it before. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Definitely funny!! Kids say the funniest things!

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    1. They sure do, Minelle...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh this is priceless, out of the mouths of babes lol. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. As soon as he said rerurrection, I thougt ot oh....kids do say the darndest things. hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...you just knew it had to be something the minster wouldn't appreciate didn't you. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. This one always makes me laugh. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it again, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy to give you a laugh, Sunny...even if it's an oldie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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