"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
As soon as we found out where the owner was...I say this one coming...good one.
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Happy you enjoyed it even if you did see it coming, Abby. ;)
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Wah, wah...lololol Love it!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Cygnet! ;)
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LoL Cat, I'm with Abby. Thank you for the giggle, hope you are having a great week :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. Week is crazy...as usual. ;)
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I didn't see that coming. thanks for the chuckle
ReplyDeleteWoohoo...very rare can I catch you, Sunny! ;)
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