Idiotic Warning Labels

Baby Storage
Thanks to the constant threat of lawsuits, almost every product has some sort of warning label. Some of these warnings are actually useful, but the rest are either obvious or just plain stupid. Enjoy looking at some of the most idiotic warning labels in this gallery! There's obviously a reason why there's a Gerber baby and not a Rubbermaid baby.


Proper Drinking Procedure
Really Pepsi? If you can open the bottle then it's pretty safe to say you know how to drink properly.


Dogaholic
In the case that your dog is an alcoholic, don't let it operate any heavy machinery while it's on these pills.



Eye Shadow
Good thing Canadians get free health care. Apparently they like to burn themselves with their hair straighteners.


Pizza Popsicle
Is a frozen pizza really so appetizing that someone would try to eat it before it's cooked? Anyone that stupid should stick to Pizza Hut.


Rolling Joke
Stick to the subway and don't get on a skateboard if this warning label is a surprise to you!


Seriously?
Ouch! What moron tried to shove a Black & Decker up his pecker?


Brain Cream
If you're brain is exposed enough to get this cream on it, then you probably have bigger health concerns.


Bath Time
Who hasn't thought about going to a local laundromat and jumping into a washing machine for fun?
 

Look Ma, No Fingers!
You'll earn a quick trip to the hospital if this chainsaw label wasn't already obvious.


Ironing Board Abs
Just take a trip to The Gap and buy a new shirt if you're dumb enough to iron your clothes while you wear them.


Pea-Nuts!
Oh really? I thought this can of Planter's Peanuts was peanut-free...


iTasty
No one could resist eating the Apple iPod Shuffle, it's almost as tasty as the MacBook Pro.


Blank Check
Using this pen to sign your checks may seem like a good way to get free stuff...until the FBI and IRS show up at your door.
 

Sleepyhead
It's not a great idea to use Vidal Sassoon dryers while sleepwalking.

Courtesy of chacha