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Friday, May 6, 2016

News from the Coastguard

Haven't had a giggle from our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong in quite a while!  Hope you enjoy!   Winking smile

The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of Suffolk today.

This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from the UK, but towards Europe.



Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with white English people who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Europe so as to be able to return to UK as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate UK pensioners.





The Coast Guard it is believed gave them food, water and assisted them on their journey.



I’m booked on the next boat out - Let me know if you want to come.



REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 65!
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8 comments:

  1. abbyMay 6, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    Oh..I am in...is there room for Master?
    hugs abby

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    1. CatMay 19, 2016 at 12:48 PM

      We'll make room for Master! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. EllaMay 6, 2016 at 8:43 PM

    "Oh, my," said Ella. Do you think we could draw any parallels on this side of the Pond?

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    1. CatMay 19, 2016 at 12:49 PM

      Oh yes, Ella...I do believe we could. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. RozMay 6, 2016 at 9:06 PM

    LoL, good on them! love it. Thanks Ami and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMay 19, 2016 at 12:49 PM

      You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. an English RoseMay 7, 2016 at 12:45 AM

    Hi Cat, what a great idea! lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. CatMay 19, 2016 at 12:49 PM

      I agree, Jan....I think it's brilliant! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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