Husbands and Wives

Here are a few oldies but goodies…hope you enjoy.

 Grocery Shopping
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again.  Men will get it the first time.

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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is.  I'll check it out.  Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the river"

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Anniversary Gift
A young man  wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.  So he decided to buy her a mobile phone.  He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Dillard’s?"

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Don’t Fight with the Wife
Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you.”

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