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Friday, January 8, 2016

Full Body Scans At Airports



CATSA has released the following Airport Screening Results:


Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA: 
As of December 2014
Terrorists Discovered        0
Transvestites     133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes        3

 
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
 

Thought you'd like to know.


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10 comments:

  1. RozJanuary 8, 2016 at 7:38 PM

    ROFLMAO, love it! Thanks Cat :) Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 11, 2016 at 9:11 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. stay at home momJanuary 8, 2016 at 8:02 PM

    LoL, as a blonde I finally know why they keep being surprised when I go through it at the airport. Thank you for the laugh. Wishing you a great weekend.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJanuary 11, 2016 at 9:12 PM

      LOL Good one, Nina! Happy you enjoyed this giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2016 at 8:07 PM

    Only 308? That seems low to me! lol

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    1. CatJanuary 11, 2016 at 9:14 PM

      Excellent point, Lilli! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Aimless RamblingJanuary 8, 2016 at 8:44 PM

    I'm with Lilli - seems a little low. Hot air only.

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    1. CatJanuary 11, 2016 at 9:16 PM

      I can see that, Sunny...and of course, they didn't give us how many were only hot air. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. an English RoseJanuary 9, 2016 at 7:56 AM

    Hi Cat, this made me laugh!
    Hope you have a nice weekend
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatJanuary 11, 2016 at 9:17 PM

      Happy you enjoyed this one, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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