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Thursday, December 10, 2015

Santa's Bad Day

When four of Santa’s Elves got sick, and the trainee Elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. 


This stressed Santa even more.


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. 


More stress.


Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.  So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.


When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the Elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.


He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.


Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.


He opened the Door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day?  I have a beautiful tree for you.  Where would you like me to stick it?”




And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

20 comments:

  1. Dragon agrees. Thanks for the prayers and positive thoughts. He is doing much better. Holidays are hard for some vets.

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    1. Happy Dragon agrees, Rose. Am continuing to send prayers and positive thoughts...I know the holidays are hard for many of the vets.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I always wondered how that tradition started, now I know. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...in the words of Paul Harvey..."and now you know the rest of the story!" ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Thanks for informing me about this tradition Cat, very interesting.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. LOL Lindy...happy you found it interesting. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That was a belly laughing joke here Cat!! Loved it! I am about to read it to My guy!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...did the Scotsman ever 'get it?' ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL Cat, now we know. Love it! Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...happy to be of service. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Too right Jan...now we know! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LoL, so this is how it started! Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Learn something new every day don't ya Nina. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LOL Cat. That made me laugh. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy to give you a laugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Another one of life's little mysteries solved...
    hugs abby

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    1. And I'm sure that's been a burning question for you hasn't it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. lol I won't be telling that version to my kids!

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    1. LOL DF...good decision. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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