Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again. Hope you enjoy!
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy...
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier; we like people who can think on their feet here. Where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."
"Is that right?" replied the manager. "My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"
Argh! Lol! Good thinking!
ReplyDeleteIt was wasn't it Minelle. ;)
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Wonder what Roz thinks about this joke? *wink*
ReplyDeleteLOL Minelle...still waiting to hear from her. ;)
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Quick on his feet indeed. Of course, we know that's not true because some of our friends hail from that lovely place
ReplyDeleteOh yes Sunny....he is quick and we do know that's not true. ;)
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My goodness, Cat. Where do you and Jack come up with all these? This is a good one, though. That boy knew exactly how to extract his foot from his mouth!
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Ella
LOL Ella...can't speak for Jack but I receive them from all kinds of friends...such as Jack! Oh yes, that boy did know how to keep from chomping on that foot of his. ;)
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Ha ha, well ... we did just win the rugby world cup :) Of course he was quick to extract himself, being a Kiwi.
ReplyDeleteThank you Sunny :) btw, I have never played rugby....
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Roz
Congrats on winning the Rugby World Cup Roz! Thank you for being a good sport regarding the Kiwi joke. ;)
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Haha, funny, I like that he is so quick. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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He's a quick thinker!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Very true Jan. ;)
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Very quick thinking. Thanks Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome Ronnie. ;)
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Ha! Good thing he's quick on his feet, huh? lol
ReplyDeleteI agree Lilli...twice he almost got caught! ;)
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