Husband Thinks He’s Funny

Here’s another giggle shared by our Sunny over at Aimless Ramblings

One evening a Husband, thinking he was funny said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your behind!

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Heck is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
 
‘April’, he yelled into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker. ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!