A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now!
Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
His answer…"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
I think he will be wearing that dinner!
ReplyDeleteThat would be a hard dinner to wear Minelle. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Either foolishly brave or stupid..I vote for the latter...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Her or him, Abby? ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I wonder if he was blond?
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Ella
Ya never know Ella. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL Cat, he's going to regret that! lol. Hope you have a great weekend :)
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Roz
LOL Roz...he might...o she might once he finishes eating and calms down. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I hope she makes him regret that!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
She might Jan...or he might make him regret that smart mouth. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, I like the joke, but he is definitely not nice. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
Ya don't think he's nice Nina? Hmmm...maybe he thought she wasn't nice. :)
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