A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this penis anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."
So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"
So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?" "No!", she said.
He lost 5 inches off his member!
The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches.
He thought...good...15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you...
NO!
NO!
NO!"
Oops!
Oh man, that poor guy!!
ReplyDeleteGot that right Minelle. ;)
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lol, lol,
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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Oh dear, oops! LoL. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome Roz...oops is right. ;)
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Laughing. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Sunny...happy to give you a laugh. ;)
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Oops. Funny. Thanks Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome Ronnie...definitely oops! ;)
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Poor guy, lol, although I already had heard this one in German before. Fun to see how jokes travel!
ReplyDeleteLOL Julia...I love that you've heard this one in German...it is very fun to see jokes travel. :D
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LoL, oops, poor man. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
You're welcome Nina...this is a case of be careful what you wish for. ;)
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