A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like"!" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is," she said.
The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.”
Oh good grief! One question, how on earth did she become a cop?! lol
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Roz
LOL Roz...ain't got a clue. ;)
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Now that was sad.
ReplyDeleteSorry Sunny. ;)
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Good one, Cat! I sometimes share your jokes now. I know Sam will enjoy this one.
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Ella
Happy you enjoy and share my jokes Ella...hope Same enjoys this one. ;)
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I'm so glad I'm not blond. These jokes are......!
ReplyDeleteLOL Minelle...so you couldn't pull anything like this because you're not blonde? ;)
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Ok funny, but about the blondes again! Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
LOL Nina...I'll try to lay off the blonde jokes for a bit. ;)
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Oh gosh funny, somedays I wish I wasn't blond!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan...doesn't matter if you are...doubt very seriously if you would ever pull anything like this. ;)
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I agree with Leigh, so sad. A cute blonde joke for monday though.
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Han
Happy you thought it was cute Han...sorry you thought it was sad. ;)
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