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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

British Humour Is Different

Our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong sent the following giggles for us.  Hope you enjoy. Winking smile



These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
 
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
 
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
 
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is...

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
 


Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker, Billy Connolly…
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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12 comments:

  1. abbySeptember 22, 2015 at 7:39 PM

    Thanks amy and Cat.....these are funny....
    hugs abby

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    1. CatSeptember 23, 2015 at 11:08 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Minielle LabraunSeptember 22, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    That last one.... ? Lol

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    1. CatSeptember 23, 2015 at 11:08 PM

      Good one wasn't it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Lindy ThomasSeptember 23, 2015 at 5:15 AM

    Love these thanks Ami and Cat for a good laugh.
    Lindy x

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    1. CatSeptember 23, 2015 at 11:09 PM

      You're welcome Lindy...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. an English RoseSeptember 23, 2015 at 5:30 AM

    ha ha Cat, well we do have a funny side over here
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatSeptember 23, 2015 at 11:10 PM

      Oh yes Jan...after knowing you and Ami, I have no problem believing that! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. stay at home momSeptember 23, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    haha, I love them, the one with the wedding dress is really wicked. :) Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatSeptember 23, 2015 at 11:10 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Nina...that was a good one wasn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. RozSeptember 24, 2015 at 3:26 AM

    LoL Ami and Cat, these are hilarious, love them all! I think the gay bull and wedding dress are my favourites. Thank you both for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatSeptember 26, 2015 at 12:23 AM

      You're very welcome Roz...those were good ones weren't they...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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