The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows...he used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska and they taught us to be sanitary."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Iowa and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
Ugh.....!
ReplyDeleteHe should still wash his hands! ;-)
Yup...totally agree Minelle. ;)
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Ha ha! But he still ended up spreading cells and sweat from his "package" everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSo true Anon. ;)
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ew! I am with Minelle, no matter what, he should wash his hands. :) Thank you for the giggles, Cat.
ReplyDeleteHope things are getting better for you and wishing you a wonderful Sunday.
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Nina
I so agree Nina but happy you enjoyed.
DeleteAm on some meds that are helping...also have some friends in town for a visit and that is really helping my spirits. ;)
Hugs and blessings...Cat
LoL Cat, great answer from the cowboy but I agree, ew, he should have washed his hands. Thanks for the giggle :)
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Roz
You're welcome Roz and yes, he should definitely have washed his hands. ;)
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Ewww, wouldn't want to shake the cowboy's hand. Lisa
ReplyDeleteLOL Lisa...I so agree with you...hadn't even thought of that! ;)
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