A Tourist in New Zealand

An English tourist was driving through the South Island of New Zealand when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.


A few kilometers further on he came upon a small  town, so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.


He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.  He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the world.


The English tourist turned to the bartender and said, “What sort of country is this?  A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex with a sheep and now that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone."


The bartender said, "You heartless bastard.  He's only got one leg.  How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"