Oldies but goodies!

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place."

 

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

 

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

 

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."

 

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

 

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry;

come on in and get fed up."

 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

 

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

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And the best one for last…

 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises"