Birthday Party

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was looking at herself in the mirror.  After all these years he was still crazy about her.  Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

“I’d just like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.


On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms.

He had quite an adventure planned for her!

He took her to Six Flags theme park. He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large chocolate shake.


Then it was off to a movie, along with buttered popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.


What a fabulous day he had given her!



Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed absolutely exhausted.



He leaned over his wife with a big smile on this face and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again?”


Her eyes slowly opened in realization...


“I meant my dress size, you idiot!”