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Friday, March 6, 2015

Hearing Loss


Here’s another oldie but goodie…hope you enjoy!  Winking smile  

Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
 
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
 
"Here's what you do," said the Doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
 
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
No response.
 
 
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Rhonda, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
 
 
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
 
 
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
 
 
So he walks right up behind her. "Rhonda, what's for dinner?"

"For the FIFTH time Fred, CHICKEN!!"

So who has the hearing problem?!?  Open-mouthed smile

18 comments:

  1. Thanks for the cute joke. Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Huh? What did you say? Speak up dearie (cups hand to ear)...

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    1. You are such a smart a$$ C...and no, I am not surprised. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. 'I can't hear you' this said in a sing song voice!

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    1. Good gravy Minelle...seems as if I am surrounded by smart a$$'s! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Sunny...are you getting Ray a hearing aid for his birthday? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. HI Cat, oh that is a good one!
    Love Jan.xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Alyssa. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Hi Cat, I loved this one, thank you for the good laugh!

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. About peed my pants, this is too funnt

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    1. LOL Blondie...you are too funny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. What? Didn't quite get that Cat :) Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Yup...definitely surrounded by smart a$$s Roz. ;) Happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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