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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Spoons

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I noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket.  Naturally, I was curious. I asked a waiter why.
 

"Sir, as a result of an efficiency study by the management, it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon.  Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced."
 

As he was explaining that, I noticed a string hanging out of the fly of his pants. So, I asked about that.
 

"Sir, that's another efficiency study result.  When we have to go to the bathroom, we use the string to pull ourselves out and aim.  Therefore, we do not have to stop to wash our hands."
 

I replied, "I understand how you can get yourself out and aim, but how do you get yourself back in."
 

"Well," replied the waiter, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoons!"


Really want to know the name of that restaurant!

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14 comments:

  1. RozFebruary 25, 2015 at 9:13 PM

    Eww, lol Cat. Hmm, might think twice about dining out in future lol. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:31 PM

      You and me both Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. stay at home momFebruary 26, 2015 at 1:27 AM

    Ewww. I'll never go into that restaurant! Whenever I'll see a waiter with two spoons now, the pictures will come back. :) But I definitely did not see this one coming. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:32 PM

      Gotcha Nina! I so agree...if I see a waiter with two spoons, I will definitely be dining elsewhere! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. an English RoseFebruary 26, 2015 at 4:14 AM

    Oh gosh that is so yucky!! Might never eat out again
    love Jan ,xx

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:33 PM

      LOL Jan...just watch out for waiters with two spoons. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. abbyFebruary 26, 2015 at 4:18 AM

    Heading out to NYC next weekend...daughters are in charge...if we walk into the restaurant and i see spoons...not sure what i will do!
    hugs abby

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:34 PM

      LOL Abby...if you see waiters with two spoons, check to see if there is s string hanging from the front of their pants. If so...eat elsewhere.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. ronnieFebruary 26, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    ewww. Didn't see that one coming. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  6. Minielle LabraunFebruary 26, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    I bet that may happen!!! Ewee!

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:36 PM

      LOL Minelle...nothing would surprise me. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Han Jansz. van MeegerenFebruary 27, 2015 at 3:40 PM

    What a wonderful restaurant Cat! And what a practical solution man can think of... Only real man can boil they eggs in the morning and use the same water to make tea.

    We are wonderful,
    As the half of mankind I mean,
    But women are nice too.
    They smell nice,

    Han

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    1. CatFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:37 PM

      LOL Han...you are just too funny. Happy I don't care for tea. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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