The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked: “What happened here today?’”
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
She answered, ‘”Well, today I didn’t do it.”
Courtesy of Sun Gazing
Cat,
ReplyDeleteAn oldie but goodie! Every wife would like to try that one.
Meredith
Oh yes Mere...I would love to have tried it but know I would have gotten my bum set on fire! ;)
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Cat
I remember that one! Lol! Funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)
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Cat
Every time I see this, I laugh like heck. It's funny.
ReplyDeleteSo happy to give you a good laugh Sunny. ;)
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Cat
This cracks me up every time I see it too. I guess he won't be asking her what she does all day anymore lol
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Roz
Guess it depends on the tone of voice and facial expression of how he asks Roz. ;)
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Cat
This one always makes me laugh. Thanks Cat.
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Ronnie
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Happy to give you a laugh Ronnie. ;)
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Cat
Yes...one of my favorites...should be required reading for every male before they become a dad.
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LOL Abby...good idea! ;)
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Cat
LoL, I love that one. I am with abby; could help a lot in some cases. Thank you for the good laugh Cat.
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Nina
You're very welcome Nina...it could possibly help...or not...guess it depends on the man. ;)
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Cat
Ah, poor girls... All busy all day long and men that just sit on the couch and read the paper. Sorry, don't believe it for a moment... LOL
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Han
Cheeky boy!!
DeleteHan! You stinker! You just love to stir up trouble don't you. ;)
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Cat
LOL Jan...I agree...Han is being very cheeky. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, Seen this before but it always make me smile
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
So happy you can still enjoy it Jan. ;)
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Cat
I have heard this before...and I love it every time! :-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteSo happy you still enjoyed it Terps. ;)
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Cat
Well I feel like an idiot as I have never heard this joke before. I did like it. Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteDon't feel like that Lisa...there are jokes some of us have heard and others we haven't...just happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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