Restroom Chat

 
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”

 
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I’m doing just fine.”

 
And the other guy says: “So, what are you up to?”

 
What kind of question is that?

 
At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m just traveling for work.”

 
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.  “Can I come over?”

 
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

 
I tell him, “No… I’m a little busy right now!”


 
Then I hear the guy say nervously…
“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some guy is in the other stall answering all my questions.”