He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, a woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No … not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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lololol I can't believe you posted this one! Lisa
ReplyDeleteLOL Lisa...you should believe it...you've been reading here long enough. ;)
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Cat
Can't wait to tell this one to my blonde wife!
ReplyDeleteLOL Anon...this is more about a dumb man than dumb blondes. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMAO, that is hilarious. He is brave! Thank you for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
LoL, the blondes again! Thank you for the giggles Cat.
ReplyDeleteI hope that you are getting much better again quickly. I thought this virus you had caught was long gone and I am sorry that I have been this slow.
anti-bacterial, comfy hugs (to keep you warm)
Nina
You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteI am getting better...just gonna take me a bit to recover my strength now. Thank you for the anti-bacterial comfy hugs! :D
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Cat
Oh my......this one turned my chuckle into a laugh...
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So happy to turn that chuckle into a laugh Abby. ;)
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Cat
"Three women are about to be executed.
ReplyDeleteOne's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around.
She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blond shouts, "fire!!""
Vat the hell, I'm blind anyway,
Han
LOL Han...thanks for sharing the funny giggle with us. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMBO Cuz!!! :) Thanks for the great morning laugh!! And from Han too! LOL! Have a great weekend and feel good! Many hugs,
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You're very welcome cuz...happy you enjoyed them...Han's was good wasn't it. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, oh that was a good one, what a brave soul!!
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Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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Cat
Oh man, that is great. Love it, I just hope that none of the blondes got his little sarcastic stupid comment and they let him leave unhurt
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Blondie. Hope they did allow him to leave unhurt. ;)
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Cat
All those poor blondes who deal with these jokes! Lol.
ReplyDeleteI bet that there are jokes on all hair colors!
LOL Minelle...I'm sure there are jokes of all hair colors but ya know this was more a joke about a dumb man rather than dumb blondes. ;)
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Cat
I think it's funny too, even if it is a blond joke.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Sunny...as I told Minelle, I consider it more a dumb man joke rather than a blonde joke. ;)
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