Surprise!

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black corset, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.




Here's how it all went…

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.'  Then we made passionate love all night long.





The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a leather coat, under it only the black corset, heels and mask over my eyes.  When I opened the leather coat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.





Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing a black lacy corset, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said…



 
 


you are going to love this…
 
 


 

" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
 
 



The funeral is tomorrow!