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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

When Dads Text…

#1 Quick Wit

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No dad can punish a witty child. If you can crack a good joke, you can get away with anything!

 

 

#2 Fat Fail!

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Oh god, this did not just happen. Believe it or not, parents don't really believe that it's all about inner beauty. We don't even know what to say. It's just bad. It's very, very bad.

 

 

#3 Darth Vader

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He must have waited years to drop this joke. It was worth it.

 

 

#4 Bad Math

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Of course that’s what you meant Dad! You’re just going to give your kid $60 for a Coca-Cola. 

 

#5 BF Busted

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Hey, kid. Listen, we've all tried hiding our BF’s and GF's from our parents. It just doesn't work…especially if you just dish out info to strangers.  The correct answer is…I don’t answer questions from numbers I don’t recognize!

 

#6 What's Up

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Dads love to throw the I'm-doing-your-mom card around. Really, what can you say to that? Dad wins.

 

 

#7 Dad's Freaking Out!

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Whoa! This girl's dad is insanely overprotective.  Can't a girl get a minute in the loo?

 

#8 Sexting Dad?!

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Leave it to dad to make accidentally coming out of the closet super funny. Yeah, it's crazy awkward, but he's still one cool dad!

 

 

#9 The Price You Pay

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Even dads have skeletons in their closets. If you're a decent human being, you should probably cut them some slack. But that doesn't mean you can't get some cash for it.

 

 

#10 Ignorance is Bliss

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Dad isn't always a good partner in crime. Just be glad he's not getting in the way.

 

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18 comments:

  1. These are great Cat! My favorites are #1, #8 and #10. Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Lisa...I couldn't choose just one or two...that's why I just posted all that I received. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Other than the cheating herpes dad, I loved all of these! Great sense of humor and very witty Dads!
    hugs,
    Cali

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    1. They are funny aren't they Cali. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Hey dad
    Yes, tell me girl
    Do you really want to bring over your new 18 years younger gf?
    Would you mind if I do?
    Nah, I'll ask the neigbours kids to come so she'll have somebody to play with


    Great post, Cat,
    Han

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    1. LOL Han! Love it! Thanks so much for sharing. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Golly, do people really test these sorts of things? I think I am living in the past, where we had real phones - and real lives!

    Many hugs
    Ami

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    1. LOL Ami...I can only imagine what my dad would have texted if cell phones had been around when I was growing up! We had real phones and lives also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. ROFLMAO, love these Cat! No's 3 and 6 cracked me up. Some pretty cool Dad's LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz...there are some very cool dad's here. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Very good Cat. Funny. Loved them all. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Hi Cat, oh so funny, I think my husband would be a cool dad but not the herpes one!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Jan...I actually meant to leave the herpes one out and forgot to delete it. Would make some comments not make sense if I deleted it now. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. These are really awesome! Most of them sound like things my husband would say to our kids :-)

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    1. LOL River...so your cool husband is a cool dad eh. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Loved them all, Cousin Cat T! ;) I especially enjoyed #6 & #7! What a hoot! Many hugs,

    <3 Cuz K.T.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Katie T...cool dad's aren't they. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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