Escaped Prisoner

Quick note:  I've received several emails asking if I had a mailing list to notify people whenever I updated my artwork page...the answer is no.  I have put a note on the sidebar and will update it with the date I last updated the page so you can easily see if there is anything new...newest will always be at the bottom of the page. 

Oh and I added a contact me section in the sidebar also...if you want a quick and easy way to send me a message.

Now...back to regularly scheduled programming...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.


He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

 "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."



To which his wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 


Oops!