A Raise!

Here’s an oldie but a goodie…hope you enjoy!
 

 

Paul walks into the boss’s office.
 

“Sir, let me get straight to the point, I know the economy is really down, but I have a couple of companies after me, and I would like to ask for a raise.”


 
After a few minutes of haggling between them, the boss finally agrees to a 10% raise, and Paul gets up to leave happily.
 


“One minute”, says the boss to Paul,
“Which companies are after you, by the way?”


 
“The gas company, cable company, and phone company”, Paul replied!