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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Female Dentist


Another joke from our beloved Ami over at Ami's StarsongHope you enjoy.

 

The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke with the toothache an anesthetic injection.

tooth

“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said.



So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. 

“I can’t do the gas thing either. 
The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”



She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.


“No objection,” the patient says. “I’m fine with pills.”


When she returns she says, “Here’s a Viagra and a glass of water.”

The guy says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”


"It doesn’t” she said,  “But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."

13 comments:

  1. Oooo that is going to hurt one place or the other when that tooth comes out!

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  2. Ouch! Nothing like setting him up eh?

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    1. Good setup isn't it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL, that got him. Ouch! Thanks Ami and Cat:)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LOL. Didn't expect that. Thank you Cat and thanks to Ami.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL..did not see that one coming!!
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby. :)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I think the needle would be the lesser evil by far!!! Guess he'll have two injuries before it's all over ;)

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    1. LOL Queenie...I do believe you're right! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. :D

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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