The horse will have a white mocha frappucino with an extra shot of espresso.
One Man's Tumbleweed...
Is another man's snowman. It's that Texas innovative spirit that keeps everyone happy, healthy, and drunk on Coors Light.
Snow Days
Lack of rain makes the roads slick with oil, so any type of moisture on the ground is grounds for a snow day. Better stock up on the Coors Light.
Everything's Bigger in Texas
It's true. This is the size of every single steak…no exceptions.
Plenty of Guns
Dusty Withers don't go nowhere without his gun and the memory of his mama who was tragically eaten by turkeys. It is the Texas way.
A Man and His Horse
Nothing comes between a man and his horse.
Best in Safety!
Some things aren't bigger in Texas––they're just more numerous. How can you drive without operating two electronic devices?
Whataburger Drive-Thru
This is the proper way to eat Whataburger. You must either ride a horse or stumble in drunk at 3am.
Beauty Parlor & Chainsaw Repair
Come on down to Mable Peabody's one stop shop! Highway 380 in Denton!
Better than a Bike
You can't take a nap with your bike. Those chains aren't very cozy, especially if you sleep in the nude (beat the heat!).
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I lived in Texas years ago and can relate to many of these. LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them Anon. ;)
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The pictures really prove the rumors about Texas. Gotta say though, anywhere that there are cowboys is a good place
ReplyDeleteOh you have that right Blondie...anywhere with cowboys is a good place to be! ;)
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Unfortunately open carry is illegal . Dang. Guess the best state in the US can't have everything.
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Happy you enjoyed the pics of the best state in the US Rose. ;)
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LoL Sunny, these are hilarious! What beast did that steak come off? LoL
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Oops ... Cat. Sorry :)
DeleteLOL Roz...I have done the same thing...typed the name of someone who had commented or rather than the blog I was on. ;) Happy you enjoyed these...that steak actually came from a side of beef that hasn't been broken down any further. ;)
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My husband used to ride a horse through the drive through and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
ReplyDeleteLOL Leah...I can believe that...and he didn't get any funny looks did he. ;)
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Open carries used to be legal until MADD. Texas is a hoot - everything is bigger and better and if you don't think so, just ask a Texan.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...I agree Texas is a hoot. What's funny is to get a Texan and a New Yorker in the same room...they are both claiming everything is bigger and better in their state!
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These are hilarious. I've seen folks on horseback in the drivethru here in Oregon too :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them River...I can believe people on horseback in Oregon...have also seen that in Wyoming and Montana...with no one giving strange looks. ;)
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