We all know and use those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-(
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Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have now been e-mooned!
After you finish laughing your ass off, go e-moon someone!
I'm learning all the time! You are a font of knowledge Ms. Cat!!
ReplyDeleteHappy to oblige Ms. Minelle. ;)
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Cat
These are hysterical, I wish I could remember them when necessary.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them Sunny...print a cheat sheet of them. ;)
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Cat
YOU nut... I love it
ReplyDeleteYup that's me Dana! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)
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Cat
LoL Cat, I'll have to remember these!
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Roz
Happy you enjoyed them Roz. ;)
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Cat
I absolutely love these.......need to make copy.....I will be giggling all day...wish we were discussing a funny book at my book club! hugs abby
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them Abby...definitely make a copy of them. :)
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Cat
Oh Cat these are so funny, I hope I remember them for the blog!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Happy you enjoyed them Jan...print a cheat sheet of these. ;)
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Cat
Oh good grief, the emotioncons will never end and I will be forever confused! :)
ReplyDeleteROFL Sarah...you have to admit that these are funny. ;) You can also click on the Internet and Acronyms page up on the right side of the page to view other emoticons if you have any questions. :D
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Cat