Shopping for Fish

A man went into a fish shop and said,  “Can I have some cod please?”
 
The shop owner replied, "We don't have any cod."
 

***************************************************************************** 

 
The man said “ok.”  

The man  then asked,  "Can I have some cod?”

 
 
The chippy owner told him again that there was no cod. 

*****************************************************************************   

So the man said, "Ok...can I have some cod?”
 
  

At this the chipper shop owner got really pissed off and said, "Look MISTER, we have no cod C-O-F-D, cod!"

 ***************************************************************************** 

 

The man said, "But the is no F in cod.”
 

 ***************************************************************************** 

 

And the chippy owner said..."THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!”




Buy 'em books and buy 'em books and all they do is eat the pages!