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Monday, January 6, 2014
Shocking? True Historical Facts
The first contraceptives were used in Ancient Egypt, and were lubricated vaginal suppositories made of acidic substances Don't think I would want to use those suppositories!
Guess
even the Ancient Egyptians needed to get their horizontal tango on
guilt-free sometimes! Just to give you a clue, the earliest record we
have referring to this method dates back to about 1850 B.C.E.
The best selling book of the 15th century was an erotic book called "The Tale of the Two Lovers", written by none other than Pope Pius II
Granted, the man was not inducted until 23 years after his romance was published, but still! Just imagine if Pope Francis came out and told all of us that he was actually the one who wrote "Fifty Shades of Grey". Now get that image out of your head...double dawg dare ya! LOL
Rock on Pius II !! Sex is a good thing...I never did understand how we Catholics got labeled as prudes...LOLOLOL...maybe I am just an atypical Catholic...or maybe not...I'm gonna have to check out "The Tale of Two Lovers" and see. Even popes have lives before they become pope (grin). Thanks for the book suggestion
Not sure what to say about the contraceptives, except, were they effective?
It makes you clench up just to think about it! Yuck! But because I am not a scientist, nor a biologist, I don't actually know whether vaginas are acid or alkaline, so presumably if the lubricant was only mildly acid, it probably did its job as well as some of the stuff around the shelves these days. I do know that condoms have been around for thousands of years and that they were made of the same intestinal skin that we now use to make sausages. (Well, we do here in the UK at least!)
As for popes - don't get me started on that one! I remember how well some of the nuns used to entertain visiting priests at the convent I attended. And our local priest once drank my father out of whisky, and believe me, that was an Olympic task!
Rock on Pius II !! Sex is a good thing...I never did understand how we Catholics got labeled as prudes...LOLOLOL...maybe I am just an atypical Catholic...or maybe not...I'm gonna have to check out "The Tale of Two Lovers" and see. Even popes have lives before they become pope (grin). Thanks for the book suggestion
ReplyDeleteNot sure what to say about the contraceptives, except, were they effective?
LOL Cygnet...most of the Catholics I know are not prudes although some do wear that mask LOL. Not sure about the contraceptives but...dang!
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Cat
It makes you clench up just to think about it! Yuck! But because I am not a scientist, nor a biologist, I don't actually know whether vaginas are acid or alkaline, so presumably if the lubricant was only mildly acid, it probably did its job as well as some of the stuff around the shelves these days. I do know that condoms have been around for thousands of years and that they were made of the same intestinal skin that we now use to make sausages. (Well, we do here in the UK at least!)
ReplyDeleteAs for popes - don't get me started on that one! I remember how well some of the nuns used to entertain visiting priests at the convent I attended. And our local priest once drank my father out of whisky, and believe me, that was an Olympic task!
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Ami
You are just a font of information aren't ya Ami! Guess I should have run these by you first! ;)
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Cat
Interesting facts Cat! OMG, no I can't get that image out of my head!
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Roz
LOL Roz...gotcha! ;)
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Cat
I prefer the image of the Pope writing 50 Shades to the acidic vaginal suppositories. Bleh. Lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL Irishey...ya got a good point there! ;)
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Cat
Well, the pope was a bouncer, so who knows, he probably had many tales to tell.
ReplyDeleteAcidic suppositories, that had to feel good NOT
I'm with you Sunny...just can't see how that would have been anything but painful.
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Cat
That's funny. I love historical facts. I wish my history class in highschool had been this interesting! I would have made an A!
ReplyDeleteLOL Sara...I'm with you...lot more interesting that memorizing dates. ;)
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Cat
Oh.my.
ReplyDeleteLOL Grace. ;)
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Cat