Ponder These!

 

Birds of a feather flock together . .

And then crap on your car.

 

 

A penny saved is a..

Government oversight.

 

 

The older you get,

The tougher it is to lose weight,

Because by then your body and your fat…

Have gotten to be really good friends.

 

 

The easiest way to find

Something lost around the house

Is to buy a replacement …

 

 

He who hesitates is probably right.

 

 

Did you ever notice:

The Roman numerals for forty (40)

Are 'XL'.

 

 

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is

So he can tell when he's really in trouble.

 

 

Did you ever notice:

When you put the 'The' and 'IRS' together…

It spells 'Theirs!'

 

 

Aging:

Eventually you will

Reach a point when you stop

Lying about your age and

Start bragging about it.

 

 

Some people try to turn back their odometers. 

Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

 

 

 

Lord,

Keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth . . .

AMEN!