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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Migraine Headaches

A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. 
 
 
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

 
 
"Listen," says the doc. "I have migraines, too...and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.
 
When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...and almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks." 

 
 
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!" 

 
 
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help." 


 
 
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."

 
 
Oops!


Smart patient or nominee for a Darwin Award?  Hmmm... LOL 


14 comments:

  1. OH!! Man...I was waiting for the punch line...you got me! LOL

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    1. LOL Minelle...gotcha! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Rose. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Ha ha very good. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. lol oh cat. you silly girl. LOL this was darling!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Maryanne! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Cat,

    Very good. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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