Hilarious Craigslist Ads

I think some people post stupid stuff just to see what kind of ignorant responses they receive. Then again...they could be seriously stupid! LOL

 

Cone of Silence

This person needs a cone of silence and is willing to pay 1 million dollars for it. Apparently there is a really awful co-worker involved that needs silencing. This sounds really bad, guys. Can anyone help him out?

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FREE CRAP (Manure)

Anybody need some free crap? It's manure. If you need manure you should call this guy. Maybe you need it for fertilizer, or maybe you just like having it around. But now you know where to find it.

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IN A WELL, NEED LADDER

Guys this person needs a ladder immediately. It's unclear as to how he got a hold of a computer while in a well but details aren't important right now. What's important is that you get him a ladder asap.

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Need Someone to Sit on Lap

This person is willing to pay "ten dollars and hour" for somebody to sit on their lap. You have to be a male because apparently males are better at sitting on people's laps. Just wanted to clarify, though, that this is a part time job.

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Beautiful Fly

This guy caught a beautiful fly. Look how beautiful it is. Its life expectancy is probably about three days, but don't you want to love it and take it home and keep it forever? At least until it dies this weekend.

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Bot Seeking Bot

This bot needs a bot to relate to and love and play with. If you are a bot too maybe you can answer this ad and love this bot back. Unclear about the name of this bot it seems to be Trixie, Megan, Jennifer, Sarah, or Lois.

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You Slept in My Bed Last Night

Hey, I'm not sure who you were or where you are now, but you slept in my bed last night, and you were hot and SLIGHTLY undressed, and I'd really like it if you showed up again. As long as you weren't like a ghost or a figment of my imagination. Thanks.

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Ceramic Bald Lionel Richie Bust Wanted

This person really desperately needs this ceramic Lionel Richie bust that was featured in his "Hello" music video. Except, he wants a bald version of it. He can also exchange his really old iBook for your hard work. Thanks, guy.

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WE NEED A SMART PERSON

IMPORTANT: THIS COMPANY NEEDS A SMART PERSON ASAP TO JOIN THEIR COMPANY. It's so important they wrote it in caps. PLEASE HELP THEM IT'S VERY NECESSARY BUT ONLY ANSWER IF YOU'RE SMART.

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Contest to Be My Boss

Do U want to be a boss? Does someone you know want to be a boss? Well this person is offering to let you be their boss. Very considerate. All you have to do is pay them for no reason and see what happens. You might win the contest!

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Lifetime Supply of Hot Sauce

Calling all hot sauce lovers: this guy would like to trade you a lifetime supply of hot sauce for whatever it is you feel like giving him. Apparently he does not need any more red paper clips. But if you have blue ones, maybe he'd appreciate those.

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Dumpster Lover

Calling all people named Blump who hang out in dumpsters behind McDonalds. Was this you? Can you please come back and answer this person? He/she is lovesick without you and we don't want them to be forever alone, which might be what happens if you don't call them back.

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Nemesis Wanted

Well, there's only one thing to do when your long time nemesis starts live-Facebook statusing the entire Gilmore Girls series. Get on Craigslist and find another one. All inquiring nemeses should not be Athiest, should not be Liberatarian, and should not watch Gilmore Girls. Because that has been deemed by this person as "too soft."

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Wanted: Mule Named Sal

Desperate times call for desperate measures. A mule named Sal is needed to cross the Erie Canal. If you have a mule and its name isn't Sal, well, you might still be helpful. As long as it's a great ol' worker and a great ol' pal.

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"Dreemz"

A lot of things wrong with this Craigslist ad. First of all: dreemz. Second of all: join what writers? Third of all: huh????? Sounds like a cult to me.

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