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Saturday, October 5, 2013

Gossip


Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.





Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.





She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.




She emphatically told Frank (and several others within ear shot) that everyone seeing his pickup parked there "WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!"






Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.






Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house. Walked home and left it there all night.










ROFLMBO!!!






Ya just gotta love Frank!

8 comments:

  1. LoL, the perfect retribution. That will learn her :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Hey Roz...It was perfect wasn't it! LOL

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. HEY STRANGER! Happy you enjoyed it!

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. That was very fitting revenge. Made me laugh,
    love Jan,xxx

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    1. Hey Jan...I thought so...happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. A man of few words, but wow did he take action. Good for him.

    Love this.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny...do love a man of action. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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