The Interview

A policeman with a winking problem tests for Sergeant and goes in for his oral interview.

"Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified" says one of the Lieutenants on the exam board.  "Unfortunately, we can't have a Sergeant constantly winking at their subordinates, citizens and command staff.  It sends the wrong message and we can be opening ourselves up for a lawsuit.”

"But wait" says the Policeman "if I take two aspirin, I stop winking."

"Then show me" replies the Lieutenant.


So the policeman reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin.


He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.


 "It's great. You stopped winking", says the Lieutenant, "but what the hell are you doing with all the condoms in your pocket?  Are you some kind of womanizer?"



"What do you mean?", asks the Policeman. "I'm happily married!"



 "How do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.


 "Oh, that", sighs the Policeman.




"Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

ROFL