21 Painfully Awkward Band Photos

The title of the article, was "21 Painfully Awkward Band Photos" so I just carried that over to the post title but it should actually be "Covers to use if you don't want to sell your album."  LOL

I received the following message from  Chickadee of Chickie's Next Chapter:

Hi cat-
I was contemplating sharing this on my blog but surely it belongs on yours not mine!  Enjoy!

I swear...y'all think I'm the resident goofball/perv dontcha! 

Warning...some if these are extremely painful to look at!  



What happens when you don’t hire a decent stylist.
1. Chastity Belt


No chastity belt is required — thanks, ladies. This is just plain terrifying. This is the actual name and picture of the band!  Seriously!
Via: chastity-belt.bandcamp.com

 

2. Swamp Dogg

Snoop Dogg’s estranged uncle. Don't know if it is actually Snoop Dogg's...excuse me...Lion's uncle but looks just as goofy!
Via: 2.bp.blogspot.com

 

3. Carlos

Those bubbles aren’t from the bubble bath… No comment...
Via: businessinsider.com.au

 

4. Alla Pugatjova

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t trust this guy to save my life.  At least they both look happy.

Via: vintag.es

 

5. Turds of Misery

As opposed to turds of happiness? The little turds do look miserable don’t they. *snicker*
Via: businessinsider.com.au

 

6. Young Fire

This just screams, “You will like our album or we’ll come after you, your mother, your sister, your brother, your cousin, and your cousin’s cousin.” Nah…this just screams…”We’re gansta wannabee’s”
Via: duckduckgrayduck.com

 

7. Dick Black

This one’s a little hard to swallow. No tasting thank you very much!
Via: businessinsider.com.au

 

8. Gary

No, Gary, no! This wasn’t even cute back in the 70’s and definitely isn’t now!
Via: simplycirculate.wordpress.com

 

9. Kevin Rowland

Who let Buffalo Bill out of prison to pose for this album cover?  Nope…would definitely not buy this one!
Via: simplycirculate.wordpress.com

 

10. Tule Kanssani Kylpyyn

You know what, I think I’ll take a shower…in another house!
Via: simplycirculate.wordpress.com

 

11. Mac Gert Jonnys

What is this? Christmas for leprechauns? Looks like big green funky bows until you look a but closer and realize the green things are vests!
Via: vintag.es

 

12. Tennessee Ernie Ford

Do we need to talk about it? The song is actually beautiful but think they should have named it differently and definitely should not have titled an album with it.
Via: vintag.es

 

13. Vincent Caprella

Double take, is that junk hanging out or just really awful flesh-colored undies? Don’t know and don’t wanna know!
Via: facebook.com

 

14. Ken

Ken’s still waiting. And can continue to do so…
Via: vintag.es

 

15. This excellent compilation

Hmmm…wonder what exactly the “Explicitly Illustrated Instruction Booklet” entails.  LOL
Source: buzzfeed.com  /  via: elitklub.blog.hu

 

16. Millie Jackson

Yikes. Oh good gravy! Just pure D disgusting…this cover would not entice me to buy the album!
Via: duckduckgrayduck.com

 

17. Joyce

….. And this is about?
Via: fanpop.com

 

18. The Faith Tones

What led to the creation of Faith No More. Again with the funky song and album title!
Via: facebook.com

 

19. Tozovac

Clearly overcompensating. No comment.
Via: vintag.es

 

20. The Travellers Blues Band

“The Traveller Blues Band Tenerife are know to be one of the best live bands on the Island of Tenerife.” *They’re also the only band on the island. Guess if you’re the only, that makes you the best…however, it also makes you the worst.
Via: livemusiclosgigantes.com

 

21. Brainstorm

They clearly didn’t brainstorm this idea for long enough. Sad…just seriously sad…

Courtesy of  http://www.buzzfeed.com/pipcowley/21-painfully-awkward-band-photos-cuob